The gift I bought my wife for Valentine’s Day broke, and I never got these heart-shaped animations up on the site. Stupid romance.

We’ll start with a sneaker-themed Valentine from Tyree Dillihay. It’s based on his new online comic titled Sn’eads, as in “sneaker heads.”

And here’s a Flash-animated love song from Dave Schlafman and Evan Sussman. It’s part of their PBS KIDS GO! project, Fizzy’s Lunch Lab. This is titled Give Your Heart a Valentine:

Lastly, here’s a College Humor Valentine from Mike Parker. It’s titled Cupid is Out of Work:

Mike Parker animated this new comedy short for CollegeHumor.com, but this time he also wrote it. It’s titled Animal Attraction, and while it’s entirely about sex, it’s entirely safe for work.

So we all know Santa gives gifts, but in this Flash-animated short we learn that Santa was born with a natural gift that makes Mrs. Claus very happy. It’s titled Reindeer STD, and it was animated by Mike Parker for CollegeHumor.com.

Gil Ozeri’s animated phone sex pranks seem almost too good to be true. But as a big fan of Crank Yankers, I know that real people are sometimes just that funny. Below is Dan Meth’s animated take on the Houseguest call:

Mike Parker recently brought this Seth MacFarlane spoof to life. I suppose MacFarlane’s dominant block on FOX should be renamed “Animation Recombination.” The short, titled Seth MacFarlane’s Secret, was written by Dan Gurewitch.