Last night’s SuperNews! episode featured a piece that so many sports lovers can relate to – when your girlfriend texts during the game. If you’re lucky enough to be dating someone who likes to watch the games with you, please write a book, and then send me the first copy.

Twilight: New Moon came in third this weekend at the box office (clarification: third biggest opening of all time), but, unlike the rest of the media, we still think it’s worth talking about. And so does the crew at SuperNews!, who bit into this Hollywood-centric parody about a city obsessed with vampires. It’s titled Vampires: Hollywood Bloodsuckers, and SuperNews! airs on Current 11pm / 10pm central.

The second season of the Flash-animated SuperNews! half-hours is officially underway (10 p.m. ET/PT on Current TV). So merge into this new season with a sample from the first episode – Texting While Driving.

The second season of the Flash-animated series SuperNews! kicks off tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT, as part of Current TV’s new hour-and-a-half Thursday Night Block Party. So, get your monitor wipes ready, ‘cuz below is a short from the new season called Emoticons Have Cybersex.

What’s better than an episode of SuperNews? Two episodes of SuperNews. You are so dumb. How could you not get that one? Think over your failure while watching McCain’s VP Rejects followed by Uncle Sam & 911.

McCain’s VP Rejects