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Feb
16
2010

A Box of Tasty Valentine’s Day Animations

posted by aaron, 7.18 AM

The gift I bought my wife for Valentine’s Day broke, and I never got these heart-shaped animations up on the site. Stupid romance.

We’ll start with a sneaker-themed Valentine from Tyree Dillihay. It’s based on his new online comic titled Sn’eads, as in “sneaker heads.”

And here’s a Flash-animated love song from Dave Schlafman and Evan Sussman. It’s part of their PBS KIDS GO! project, Fizzy’s Lunch Lab. This is titled Give Your Heart a Valentine:

Lastly, here’s a College Humor Valentine from Mike Parker. It’s titled Cupid is Out of Work:

Jan
7
2010

Parker Attracted to College Humor Animation

posted by aaron, 8.33 AM

Mike Parker animated this new comedy short for CollegeHumor.com, but this time he also wrote it. It’s titled Animal Attraction, and while it’s entirely about sex, it’s entirely safe for work.

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Dec
17
2009

Parker Animates Viral Reindeer STD Short

posted by aaron, 8.21 AM

So we all know Santa gives gifts, but in this Flash-animated short we learn that Santa was born with a natural gift that makes Mrs. Claus very happy. It’s titled Reindeer STD, and it was animated by Mike Parker for CollegeHumor.com.

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Nov
13
2009

Parker Animates Seth MacFarlane Spoof

posted by aaron, 8.32 AM

Mike Parker recently brought this Seth MacFarlane spoof to life. I suppose MacFarlane’s dominant block on FOX should be renamed “Animation Recombination.” The short, titled Seth MacFarlane’s Secret, was written by Dan Gurewitch.

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Oct
22
2009

An Afternoon Distraction – Zelda Flash Short

posted by aaron, 8.03 AM

To fully appreciate this new CollegeHumor short below, you have to know that Link, the hero in the classic 1986 video game The Legend of Zelda, was often distracted from his quest by a number of seemingly unrelated mini-games and challenges. The short, titled The Legend of Link’s Distractions, was written by Dan Gurewitch and animated by Mike Parker.

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